Monsters Inc. Propaganda Video

The Era of Screams (1313 ABB-2913 ABB)
Narrated by Henry J. Waternoose.

War, terrible war.

Widows, orphans, and motherless children.

This was an uprising that rocked our land.

Other species rebelled against the monsters that punished them, hate them, and kill them.

Monster turned on others until nothing remained...

Then came to peace.

Hard fought, sorely won.

A monster people rose up from the ashes and a new era was born.

Freedom is free for all monsters, but the others' freedoms had a cost.

When the other sapient beings were defeated, we swore an empire, we would never know this treason again.

And so it was decreed, that every day, the Monster Council would offer up to locate a region, enter to the closet doors of children's bedrooms, and scare them to collect screams, in a harvest of dishonor, scaring and sacrifice.

The greatest scarers, bathed in riches, would serve a generosity and our pride and envy from other sapient beings.

This is how we remember our past. This is how we safeguard our future.

The Era of Laughter (2913 ABB-Present)
Narrated by Michael "Mike" Wazowski.

Screams. Terrible screams.

Screaming children, frightening scares, and a frequent energy crisis.

This was a retribution that rocked our non-monster friends.

Every non-monster children in the world were scared by the monsters that now fed them, loved them, and protected them.

Monster brother turned on non-monster brother, monster brother turned on monster brother, until nothing remained...

Then came to another peace. Fought to the hardest, sorely won again.

All the species, mainly a monster people, rose up once again from the ashes and a new, better era was born.

Freedom is now free for not only monsters, but also for all other sapient species to see.

When the scaring traitors were defeated, we swore as a federal democracy, we would know, and never do this scary, frightening treason again.

And so it was decreed, that every day, the Monster Council would still offer up to locate a region, enter to the closet doors of children's bedrooms, and make them laugh to collect their laughter, in a harvest of honor, courage and comedy.

The children who were laughed on their beds by monsters, bathed in happier thoughts, would all together serve a generosity and our humility and kindness from other sapient beings.

This is how we remember our horrifying past. This is how we safeguard our funny future.